About

Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners.

Join Dave, James and their podcast mum Janine each month as they review the insanity of the month that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show.

Two Schooners Podcast Promo (00:30)

Podcasters, we don’t like to beg but pleeeeeaze play our promo in your shows. It’s well produced and gentle on the ears. Trust us (most wouldn’t!), your listeners will love it!

Download file: 2SPROMO.mp3 (00:30)

Here’s what our listeners think about the show…

“You do not hear this kind of content on commercial radio or even satellite radio! Its refreshing to hear a perspective from outside America. Its all a bit of fun.”
Chris A (iTunes review)

“This show is so funny, it’s a must listen to!”
JodieM (iTunes review)

“Hillarious yet informative”
Elliott (iTunes review)

“Two Schooners is one of my fav’s”
1 Pint and a Pear cider (iTunes review)

“The hosts are seasonsed podcasting professionals, and although it’s an informal setting you can see a lot of effort goes in to the production.”
Maurice van Creij (iTunes review)

“Hilarious and Inappropriate for Your Mother and any Church Establishment. Dave and James are fricking hilarious. This show makes me laugh and way too many times keeps me from getting work done.”
hertzog (iTunes review)

“This is a great podcast, it will make you laugh with every new episode”
pjallan (iTunes review)

“Relevant, up to date, and politically incorrect”
truknazi

“I gave it a try, and totally loved it!”
John Chidgey (iTunes review)

“Makes you proud to be Aussie”
dmscaro82 (iTunes review)

“This podcast WILL cause tears of laughter”
Feriens Tego (iTunes review)

“Two Schooners Rocks!”
epicmac (iTunes review)

“These guys are terrific, and hearing them as the “let their hair down” is sure to bring a smile to your face.”
gfiremark (iTunes review)

“This podcast will cause tears of laugher”
Molsen06 (iTunes review)

“A great way to spend an hour. Very entertaining”
epicmac (iTunes review)

“Two Schooners is fun to listen to”
Stefaan Lesage (iTunes review)

“A must for everyone of the living persuasion”
Turtlez (iTunes review)

“This is the best show I have heard in a long time”
Lou from Mossy (iTunes review)

“I rarely listen to podcasts because they aren’t funny, but Dave and James’ sense of humour is perfect”
Sally_1563 (iTunes review)

“Two Schooners is the podcast I look forward to after a hard day at work. I get home, knock the top off a frosty one and have a laugh as Dave and James talk about whatever comes to mind”
Greg-all-hail-the-ale (iTunes review)

“It really is ‘laugh out loud’ funny! Download, grab a beer, sit back and enjoy”
Simon of Orange (iTunes review)

“A laid-back, clearly Australian podcast”
The All Important Doug (iTunes review)

“I listen to it on the train and get funny looks when I start laughing to myself”
Matt88 (iTunes review)

“Very good production makes it a joy to listen to”
Travis from WA (iTunes review)

“Top show with 2 guys shooting the breeze…”
eb1956 (iTunes review)

“A lot funnier than many podcasts featuring professional comedians”
Jeff Snall (iTunes review)

“I’ve listened to all of (the episodes of) 2Schooners podcast. They are great!
Richard_WR (iTunes review)

“The guys are brilliantly funny and being Australian have a sense of life which is notably different to what we see in North America”
kdmurray (iTunes review)

“This is what a podcast should be, it’s relaxed, funny and interesting”
Regravity (iTunes review)

“Such great chemistry between these two well-articulated hosts…”
mattoid12 (iTunes review)

“It leaves you wondering ‘how did I miss that?’”
kaos23 (iTunes review)

“Just like ‘The View’ without the women going on and on”
ThomasDP (iTunes review)

“A relaxed and down to earth conversation between two mates’”
Tom125 (iTunes review)

“Informative, entertaining and relaxing but won’t put you to sleep’”
2 World Travel (iTunes review)

“It leaves you wondering ‘how did I miss that?’”
kaos23 (iTunes review)

Our logo was designed by one of our listeners: @regravity

Dave and James did not meet in person until 8 months after they started recording 2 Schooners

Two Schooners is recorded over Skype: Dave and James are separated by 700 kilometres

James met Dave’s wife Kate 6 months before he met Dave

Strangely the show has a cult following with Belgians

Two Schooners is looking for a brewery as a sponsor, because they like beer

Janine (a.k.a. podcast mum) joined the show from Episode 40

Dave and James are both fans of the boutique beer Barefoot Radler Barecove Radler (had to change it’s name because of a trademark dispute) Mum drinks Corona most of the time because she’s got ‘a thing’ for Mexicans

Two Schooners is not scripted… (but we occasionally use show notes)

It is unlikely Two Schooners will ever be recorded in front of a live audience

Episode 38 of Two Schooners was recorded on Livestream.

The t-shirts are still in production

You can buy our fantastic t-shirts and other merchandise at Cafepress

James and Dave have both ‘bricked’ their iPhones (Dave has done this more than once). Mum’s smashed hers so she could get an iPhone 4.